Prince Charles to "Take One For The Team"

The United Kingdom is said to be on the brink of a cultural and economic renaissance this young century as Prince Charles is set to "take one for the team" Saturday. The practice, discovered by former Cubs first baseman Mark Grace, has been found to be the most effective method known for ending slumps. Sources close to the Royal Family are confident that the 50 year decline of Great Britain will finally be arrested and reversed thanks to the Prince's selfless act.